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Saturday Quick Coffee Catch Up

Hello! 

Gosh it feels like forever since I have dropped in for a coffee. The pressure of completing two children’s books and an adult book has gotten to me. But, guess what? 

It’s alive! It’s alive! 

Cecil The Bully is now a little book monster ready to creep into your children’s bookshelves (not at all scary), and entertain them with nose picking, snot licking characters pulling delightful pranks on unsuspecting teachers.

I’m awaiting his arrival in print and once I’ve checked him over for naughty misprints or lurking loogies, I will formally announce him to the world.  That means giveaways and fun free book markers for my wonderful subscribers.

In the meantime, please raise your mug and let’s have a quick toast before I run back to chain myself to my desk.

And…breathe!
The next time I surface will be once the next book is complete. Book me in for a coffee break. I will definitely need it.
See you later!

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Book Tuesday – Cecil The Bully

It is with great pleasure I would like to announce that Cecil is complete!  The last two chapters have all the humour and naughty pranks expected from our motley crew with an added twist at the end.

I would like to thank you, my intrepid readers, for encouraging me and giving feedback every step of the way.  Unfortunately, I will not be posting the last two chapters. Sorry about that! 

Instead, I would like to offer the opportunity for you to win a free copy of Cecil The Bully once it has been polished and published.  If you would like a chance to win a free ebook copy, please click the ‘like’ button  or leave a comment for me to find you.  I can promise Cecil is filled with loads of slapstick fun, corny tricks and school humour that will tickle both adults and children alike.  I will choose three random names and contact you to let you know you have won.  Please bear in mind the publishing process can take a while and whilst I would love to rush the process, my illustrator and editors prefer perfection!  After all, it’s nothing  but the best for my readers. 😀

Don’t forget to click the ‘like’ button or leave me a comment for your chance to win an ebook copy of Cecil The Bully.

Thank you for all your support. xxx

Book Tuesday: Cecil the Bully – Chapter Three

Just in case you have missed out, click on Chapter One and Chapter Two to catch up!

CHAPTER THREE

The melody of Moonlit Sonata drifted through the classrooms as the children lined up. It was the last day of school and they barely contain their excitement. Mrs Swansey shushed her Year 2 class as she led the way to the hall. They giggled and tittered, whispering about their Easter Sticky creations. Thirty pairs of curious eyes stared at the adults standing at the front of the stage in the brightly lit hall. A tall man with a shiny bald head was busy examining the tables laid out with the competition entries. Next to him was a scruffy looking younger man who held a camera and click clicked it at the Easter hats, pretty Easter gardens and Easter eggs of various sizes and shapes. Continue reading