Words can’t describble the whomping pain of removing an unwanted tooth. It’s hard to imagine not requiring said troublesome creature, but in certain circumstances we deem it necessary to remove the rot! Needless to say I’m happy to announce that I’m still alive!
Thank you for offering to buy the coffee today, but I have to politely decline. The gaping hole in my gum is rather sensitive and I’m sticking to drinking from a straw for the time being. The Hubble has tried to be sympathetic but his comment during my trauma still haunts me…”If you can have four kids, this is a walk in the park!” He’s still refusing to look at the wound. Huh! If you’re going to throw around free advice, back it up with a bit of spine.
Yes. Yes. I’m being unfair. Please refer all your complaints to Pain: she is now in charge.
I do think it’s time for some pain killers so I will cut this monologue short and retire to my cosy corner with a book.
Enjoy your coffee.