I just had to reblog this!
“Sure, our will flags look a little awkward now with a fifty-first star,” The President told the stunned White House Press Corps, “but think of all the jobs that will be created to make new flags and sew another star on the existing ones. Plus, this is really good for our longtime allies, who needed to feel like they were part of a larger community again.”
Of course, President Obama was referring to England’s recent Brexit decision to leave the European Union.
Pretty much everyone was shocked by the announcement, its timing, and the rush to have England become a part of the United States.
“I just thought it would be incredibly ironic for England to join the Union on the very day that we celebrate…
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