Right through a boy’s headphones, which made him have a fit!
Refusing to share a room with a dog who thought it was okay
To destroy every item left handy as a chew toy, he was sent away.
Tiptoeing footsteps pit-pattering through the house
Into the bedroom is where he decided to lay
His weary, sad head after receiving a bollocking for the fray.
Waiting for her cuddles as he silently wept.
Never mind dear Henry, I’m sure all will be forgotten
Once the boy recovers from you biting his PSVita’s bottom!